I'm Trevor. If I ever got a tattoo, it would be on my back and it would consist of the following: It would be Boba Fett. And smoke would be coming out of his gun in the shape of the Dark Mark. And on his finger would be the Ring of power from LOTR. And in the background would be Russell Crowe looking how he does in Cinderella Man. With his arms raised. And in one arm he would be holding Dwight, and in the other arm he would be holding Mose. And running around Boba Fett’s feet would be Tod and Copper from The Fox and the Hound. Boba Fett also would have a Ron Swanson mustache. Dwight would be wearing a Red Sox shirt while Mose wore a Celtics jersey. And in the sky of the scene Thor would be chasing after the ship Serenity. Done.

 

If there was a professional sport of drunk driving, I would be in it.

So tired. So bored. And another 4+ hours of work to go.